It’s in my hair, it’s on my clothes
It’s in the river, over the road
It’s shining down, my angry star
Hanging off the hood of my car
Not going far, not going far
It’s coming down, they’re coming up the shoulders
What have they found? I wonder if they’d know
I’m in a bull black Chevy Nova, silhouetted by the setting sun
This can’t be undone, this can’t be undone
If I am the one, blood on the sofa
Blood in the sink, blood in the trunk
High at the wheel of a bull black Nova
And I’m sorry as a setting sun
This can’t be undone, can’t be outrun
It’s in my hair, there’s blood in the sink
I can’t calm down, I can’t think
I keep calling, there’s blood in the trunk
I can’t calm down, I freak out, black out
Frank: Deandra, you got any bacon bits? We like to put ‘em in Artemis’s hair and they rain down on me when we bang.
Artemis: I feel like a Cobb salad. It’s AMAZING.
Dee: ’Kay, I have no idea why anyone would want to feel like a Cobb salad, but whatever.
#dibs.guess what was in my hallway at 3:00 in the morning on halloween?
a passed out drunk girl…in slutty costume!!! score.
(that’s me giving a thumbs up for my awesome find….)
Frank: Charlie! That show is just a bunch of manipulation to get people to cry. And then, they trick the viewers into buying shit!
Charlie: Buying shit!? What are you talking about!? THAT SHOW IS ABOUT HOW AWESOME SEARS IS! AND HOW SEARS PRODUCTS SAVE PEOPLE’S LIVES! AND IT’S ABOUT CARING AND SEARS!
Dennis: Hey, hey, shhh. Now you don’t see Ty Pennington lose his cool, do you?
Charlie: No, Ty—
Dennis: You want to be like him?
Charlie: Yeah!
Dennis: Alright, then just breathe for me. Feel what I’m doing.
Charlie: Yeah, dude, I just— I’m sorry, bro. But I get very passionate about Sears. I mean, Extreme Home Make— I mean, wha— wha—?
Dennis: Helping people.
Charlie: Helping people!
Artemis: I’m just a small-town girl… who moved to the big city with big dreams… just to find out… the only way to make it in the big city… is to shake it. Heh. That’s what I do. Shake it. Shake it. You wanna see me shake it? Of course you do! They all do. I shake it. I shake it. I shake it. I. Shake. It. I Sh—
